Hairdresser

So, I am sat in the hairdressers last night and being forced into conversation by the hair stylist who still has not learnt that I do not want to talk. When having my hair done I relish the opportunity to relax, read a magazine and have a complete cup of coffee in peace. I would prefer not to engage in what is mostly inane and surface level conversation. Call me grumpy but I see this as my chance for a little me time.

Anyway, let's call her Sheila, was banging on about anything under the sun while I do my best to shut the conversation down. Subtlety was not working and so obviously my grunts and 'really's' were all that were required. So onwards she went and into the marriage of the Prince of Monaco and 'that poor girl'. She sweepingly cannoned on with regard to the 2 and possibly 3 children he has fathered out of marriage, she meets my eye in the mirror and says 'one of the mothers was even black!'. Really. Truly. Honestly this is what she said like it is the most natural thing in the world to drop such a racist comment and then continue in the vein of how beautiful the brides dress was. For a moment I wondered if I had misheard her. Sadly not.

I have never heard such prejudice used in such a natural and unassuming way. She saw and sees nothing wrong in this statement. I do not understand how people can think mixed cultural and ethnic marriages or relationships are wrong. But some people do and yesterday I was reminded of this fact. Happily I rarely experience opinions like this but that once in a while makes it quite shocking.

I didn't challenge her words and I reflect maybe I should. Would it do any good? Probably not but if everyone thought like that then beliefs and opinions would never be challenged. Debate is good I think but maybe the hairdressers is not the forum for it!

The Smurfs Movie and Character Posters

The Smurfs

Release: July 29, 2011
Director: Raja Gosnell
Writer: J. David Stem, David N. Weiss, Jay Scherick, David Ronn
Cast: Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara, Hank Azaria, Anton Yelchin, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Fred Armisen, George Lopez, Paul Reubens, John Oliver, Kenan Thompson, B.J. Novak, Jeff Foxworthy, Wolfgang Puck, Gary Basaraba, Tim Gunn
 
Synopsis: Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara, and Hank Azaria star on camera opposite an all-star voice cast. Anton Yelchin will play Clumsy Smurf; comedy legend Jonathan Winters, who voiced roles in the "Smurfs" television series, will voice Papa Smurf; Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Katy Perry will play Smurfette; Alan Cumming will play Gutsy Smurf; "SNL's" Fred Armisen will voice Brainy Smurf; and George Lopez will play Grouchy Smurf.
In the live-action roles, Azaria will play the Smurfs' nemesis, the evil wizard Gargamel. Harris and Mays star as an expectant couple whose lives are turned upside down when the Smurfs cross over from their magical village to New York City. Vergara plays Odile, Harris's boss, a cosmetics executive.
 

The Smurfs Trailer

Big Mamma's Boy Movie Poster

Big Mamma's Boy

Release: July 28, 2011
Director: Franco di Chiera
Writer: Franco di Chiera, Frank Lotito
Cast: Holly Valance, Frank Lotito, George Kapiniaris, Maria Venuti, Pia Miller, Jim Russell, Natalie Gauci, Costas Kilias, Simon Palomares, Cassandra Magrath, Steve Mouzakis
 
Synopsis: Big Mamma's Boy follows the story of Rocco Pilegi (Frank Lotito) as he struggles to choose between the love of his life, Katie (Holly Valance), and his doting, over protective Italian mother.
 

Big Mamma's Boy Trailer

Once Upon A Warrior Movie Poster

Once Upon A Warrior

Release: July 26, 2011
Director: Prakash Rao
Writer: Prakash Rao
Cast: Ali, Ravi Babu, Gunjan Bakshi
 
Synopsis: Set in the fictitious teardrop-shaped land of Sangarashtra, Once Upon A Warrior follows the epic journey of Moksha, a nine year old girl with special healing powers. As she embarks on a quest to save her homeland from the tyranny of an evil Queen, Moksha joins forces with the swash-buckling blind warrior, Yodha, and his gypsy girlfriend, Priya. Working together, will all three be able to save their village from the evil Queen's army?
 

Once Upon A Warrior Trailer

A Little Help Movie Poster

A Little Help

Release: July 22, 2011
Director: Michael J. Weithorn
Writer: Michael J. Weithorn
Cast: Jenna Fischer, Chris O'Donnell, Rob Benedict, Arden Myrin, Daniel Yelsky, Lesley Ann Warren, Ron Leibman
 
Synopsis: Life is a mess for Laura, a dental hygienist living on Long Island in the aftermath of 9/11. After her cheating husband Bob has a heart attack and dies, her overbearing family steps in to help. First they insist that she sue the doctor responsible (a questionable choice since Bob lied about his health to conceal his infidelity). Next they want her to enroll her son Dennis in a fancy private school. But when Dennis arrives at his new school, his classmates aren’t particularly welcoming — until he tells them that his father was a firefighter who died on 9/11. As these untruths start to take on a life of their own, Laura must find a way to extricate herself, support her son, and regain control of her life.
 

A Little Help Trailer

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus Movie Poster

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

Release: July 18, 2011
Director: Christopher Ray
Writer: Naomi L. Selfman, Micho Rutare
Cast: Jaleel White, Gary Stretch, Sarah Lieving, Robert Picardo, Gina Torres, Dylan Vox
 
Synopsis: After capturing a legendary giant crocodile in the depths of the Congo, a British hunter (Gary Stretch -- Dead Man's Shoes, Alexander) sets out on a cargo ship to deliver the beast home and claim his reward. But half way through their voyage the ship is attacked by the vicious Mega Shark, waking the crocodile from its sleep and unleashing hell. As the ancient beasts clash in a fight to the death mankind must band together to stop the carnage before these terrifying creatures destroy civilization itself.

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus Trailer

Winnie the Pooh Movie Posters

Winnie the Pooh

Release: July 15, 2011
Director: Stephen J. Anderson, Don Hall
Writer: A.A. Milne
Cast: Jim Cummings, Craig Ferguson, Tom Kenny, Travis Oates, Bud Luckey, John Cleese
 
Synopsis: Walt Disney Animation Studios returns to the Hundred Acre Wood with Winnie the Pooh, the first big-screen Pooh adventure from Disney animation in more than 35 years. With the charm, wit and whimsy of the original featurettes, this all-new movie reunites audiences with the philosophical "bear of very little brain" and friends Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, Kanga, Roo—and last, but certainly not least, Eeyore, who has lost his tail.
 

Winnie the Pooh Trailer

Salvation Boulevard Movie Posters

Salvation Boulevard

Release: July 15, 2011
Director: George Ratliff
Writer: George Ratliff, Douglas Stone
Cast: Pierce Brosnan, Ed Harris, Jim Gaffigan, Jennifer Connelly, Greg Kinnear, Marisa Tomei, Yul Vazquez, Isabelle Fuhrman
 
Synopsis: Salvation Boulevard is a modern comedy based on the book of the same title by Larry Beinhart about Pastor Dan Day, a charismatic evangelical preacher (Pierce Brosnan) who has captivated a small western American town with his charm – and the promise of a sweet real estate development.
Carl (Greg Kinnear) is a former follower – not of Christ, but of the Grateful Dead – who has since become "found" in Dan's Evangelical community, serving as one of the preacher's great examples of spiritual and moral transformation. But Carl's new belief system is turned upside down when he witnesses a sinful act that Pastor Dan's doughy henchman (Jim Gaffigan) aims to cover up.
In the meantime, Carl finds himself on the run, torn between Honey (Marisa Tomei), a security guard who still follows the Dead and partakes in those pleasures, and his militantly devout wife (Jennifer Connelly) and her daughter (Isabelle Fuhrman), who is herself on the eve of taking a vow of sexual purity.
 

Salvation Boulevard Trailer

The Devil's Rock Movie Poster

The Devil's Rock

Release: July 11, 2011
Director: Paul Campion
Writer: Paul Campion, Paul Finch
Cast: Craig Hall, Matthew Sunderland, Gina Varela, Karlos Drinkwater, Luke Hawker, Jessica Grace Smith
 
Synopsis: Set in the Channel Islands on the eve of D Day, two Kiwi commandos, sent to destroy German gun emplacements to distract Hitler's forces away from Normandy, discover a Nazi occult plot to unleash demonic forces to win the war.
 

The Devil's Rock Trailer

Vampires Movie Poster

Vampires

Release: July 1, 2011
Director: Vincent Lannoo
Writer: Vincent Lannoo, Frédérique Broos
Cast: Carlo Ferrante, Vera Van Dooren, Pierre Lognay, Fleur Lise Heuet, Julien Doré
 
Synopsis: They did it! They made a documentary on a bunch of vampires!
A family of vampires, bored with immortality, lives in Belgium, eats illegal immigrants, children, handicapped folk, and takes every advantage they can suck out of the country’s social system.
Samson, a seventies throwback, lives his 55th year like he’s forever 20. Grace, an eternal teenager bent on being human again, keeps committing suicide. George, the patriarch, manages as best he can, heading the eccentric family and its on-going squabbles with the neighboring vampires.
It turns out vampires must keep to a strict code. They are, for example, prohibited from sleeping with their leader’s wife. That’s where Samson went too far... Now he and his whole family are exiled to Quebec, where even vampires have to work for a living!
A fresh, biting comedy from Vincent Lannoo!
 

Vampires Trailer

Friends With Benefits Movie Posters

Friends With Benefits

Release: July 22, 2011
Director: Will Gluck
Writer: Harley Peyton, Keith Merryman, David A. Newman, Will Gluck
Cast: Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Patricia Clarkson, Jenna Elfman, Bryan Greenberg, Richard Jenkins, Woody Harrelson, Andy Samberg, Emma Stone
 
Synopsis: A young female headhunter (Mila Kunis) in New York convinces a potential recruit (Justin Timberlake) to leave his job in San Francisco behind and accept a job in the big apple. Despite an attraction to each other, both realize they're everything they've been running from in a relationship and decide to become friends... with benefits. It's the perfect arrangement--until they realize there's no such thing as no strings attached.
 

Friends With Benefits Trailer

Shoreditch Games 15/07/2011 - Day 3

Run Fun Starz produced exciting Cricket competitions for over 200 children at the Shoreditch Games in the Britannia Leisure Centre. It was sponsored by UBS and organised by SportInspired - 15/-7/2011. In the Hammerson Community Games 2011 - Day 1 blog we promised you some pictures. Here they are. Enjoy!

The girls show support for their school. Great banner Girls!

Young man makes a run for it after super big hit

Maroon Team get ready to make the catch

Everyone patiently waiting for UBS Staff take each other on for some Judo

You can see more pictures at Twitpic.

Beckton Summer Festival 9/07/2011

This is a Sports Showcase Activity at the Beckton Festival 2011. As part of the event we put on a series of fun cricket matches and drills for local kids aged between 8-15 years. The wheather help up well on this day. Although there were few drops in the afternoon.

Sumo Wrestling from UEL Sports

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young batter hits a sly shot towards the side of the wicket

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young fielders get ready for the big hit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run Fun Starz's Professional Multi-Sports Coach  gives Bowling Tips

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can see more pictures at Twitpic.

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Movie Poster

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Release: July 20, 2011
Director: Christopher Nolan
Writer: David Goyer, Jonathan Nolan
Cast: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Juno Temple, Josh Pence, Daniel Sunjata, Nestor Carbonell, Matthew Modine, Tom Conti, Joey King, Brett Cullen, Chris Ellis, Josh Stewart

Hiraishin no Jutsu

gimana jelasinnya ya...???
nonton videonya aja dah...

install :

1º masukan "yomi.ifp" ke dalam GTA3.IMG, anda bisa gunakan tools seperti imgtools

2º copy file "jutsuhiraisin" ke dalam file "C:\program files\rockstar games\gta san andreas\cleo"

   jika anda tdk mnmukan file "C:\program files\rockstar games\gta san andreas\cleo"berarti anda blum menginstal cleo

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cara pakai:

tekan huruf J untuk menyimpan coordinat.

tekan huruf K untuk menuju coordinat.

tekan huruf L untuk menghapus coordinat.

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download 

Change Clothes

mod ini berguna saat kita ingin mengganti baju,,..tp malas pulang kerumah,.
dengan mod ini tinggal tekan 3, lalu muncul menu change clothes,,..

install :

1.cukup letakan "clothes.cs" ke Cleo - folder

Cara pakai :

tkan angka 3 ....

download

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ferrari

untuk mengganti mobil tampa ke ferrari mungkin akan sedikit sulit,,..
karna harus di rombak bener2....

Install :

letakan semua file yang ada di gta3.img-folder ke gta3.img yang ada di folder gta san andreas mu,

 1. buka "handling.cfg" yang ada di "gta sa andreas\data" dengan menggunakan notepad, lalu cari kata "tampa" (tnpa tnda kutip) cara mudah nya tekan [Ctrl + f],

dan copy kan kode di bawah ini lalu paste kan ke kode asli di "handling.cfg"

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TAMPA         1300.0 2600.0 2.0 0.0 0.35 -0.2 85 1.0 1.0 0.5 5 360.0 30.0 10.0 R P 30.0 0.5 1 35.0 1.0 0.1 0.0 0.2 -0.1 0.55 1.0 0.25 0.35 900000 C0222010 4400000 2 2 0

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 2. buka "vehicles.ide" yang ada di "GTA San Andreas\data" dengan menggunakan notepad , lalu cari nomor "549" mudahnya tekan [ Ctrl + F ] , 

dan copy kan kode di bawah ini ,,..lalu paste kan ke kode asli di "vehicles.ide"

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549, tampa, tampa, car, TAMPA, TAMPA, null, richfamily, 4, 0, 0, -1, 0.77, 0.77, 1

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 3. dan sekarang buka "carcols.dat" yang berada di "gta san adnreas\data" dengan menggunakan notepad , lalu cari "tampa",

dan copy kode di bawah ini ke kode asli "carcols"

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tampa, 0,0, 3,3, 6,6, 1,1, 15,15, 108,108

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 4. dan yang terakhir buka "carmods" berada di "gta san andreas\data" buka menggunakan notepad , dan cari "tampa"

dan copy kode di bawah ini ke kode asli "carmods"

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tampa, fbmp_a_f, spl_a_f_r, nto_b_l, nto_b_s, nto_b_tw

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CJ White Skin

pasti banyak yg g seneng dengan kulitnya cj yang gelap (Termasuk gw) ,...wwkowkow
ni pasti cocok bgi loe yg bgitu...

gimana,,??udah cukup putih..???

install :

buka player.img yg ada di dalam gta san andreas- folder,

replace semua file yg ada di player.img-folder yang baru di download dengan img tool atau semacamnya,,..

(kalo mau enak harus berusaha dulu....pegel dikit gpp)

download

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Skin_Selector

ini dia mod yang paling sering di pakai...

install :

letakan skin.img
skin.cs
skin_n.cs
di dalam folder cleo,

lalu copy file gta.dat dan paste ke gta san andreas\data



cara :

Untuk mengganti carachter : [tab + previous/next weapon]

tp sebelumnya carachter harus di isi dulu,!!! kalo ga ya cuma ada renko
cara mengisi carachter adalah :

1.buka skin.img dengan img tool atau semacamnya,,...lalu klik command, lalu add,dan cari carachter yang ingin di masukan

cara menampilkan menu  : [tab + previous_weapon + next_weapon] dan lepas tab tapi previous weapon dan next weapon tetap di tahan,,..

Magic Mop / Sapu Terbang

Sapu Terbang,,,
pasti teringat dengan nenek sihir....

install :

  tinggal letakan file "mop.cs" ke cleo-folder

cara :

  tulis kata "mop" (tanpa tanda kutip) ,,,

control:

  maju : shift

  berhenti         : space

  weapon 1 : TAB

  weapon 2 : Ctrl kiri

  belok : A/D

  hilangkan sapu: Enter

Gravity Gun Gta San Andreas

mod ini untuk membuat Senjata keluaran baru,,,hehehe :P

Gravity Gun....,dr namanya pasti udah terbayang apa gunanya tuh pistol
gravity gun bisa mendekatkan sesuatu (mobil ,manusia ,motor ,pesawat ,dll)
dan melemparkan benda2 td....

untuk tutorialnya sungguh gampang mas bro...




install :
  cukup letakan ggun.cs ke cleo-folder..,!!!

cara :
  dalam permainan tulis kata "ggun" (tanpa tanda kutip) ...

control :
  klik tengah....(baru denger yaaa...??) untuk mendekatkan sesuatu yg kamu arahkan dengan pistol ggun
  klik kiri/Ctrl ...untuk menjauhkan sesuatu yg kamu arahkan dengan pistol ggun...!!!


download

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Paint Job Camper (Motherfuck)

kalian pernah melihat mobil camper bercorat-coret???

yg sudah tamat pasti pernah melihatnya....
nah mod ini akan membuat mobil itu, motherfuck namanya

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Install :

letakan "carmods.dat" ke "gta san andreas\data"

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effect :

mod ini berfungsi untuk membuat paint job pada mobil "camper"


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cara :

pakai mobil camper (bisa pakai crazy trainer 113+ untuk membuka camper) ,
lalu pergi ke tempat modiffy mobil,,..!!
pilih paint job, dan mobil akan berubah seperti motherfuck (mobil camper yang pernah
muncul di mission ,lihat SS!!)

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untuk download

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Super Bom

pasti banyak yg bilang..bingung koq ngsih liat pk video trus yaa...

alasannya karena , ada mod yg tdak akan terlihat berguna kalu pk foto...contohnya "lari cepat , 1 hit sword"

ok,?? jd bgitu ,klau modnya bisa pk SS nnti akan sya pkai SS

download VIDEO

download SUPER BOM

Correr Rapido / Lari cepat

mod untuk berlari dengan cepat

(mohon maaf,,.di video terlihat lari begitu lambat gerakan kakinya, tapi aslinya grakan kaki dan tngannya cepat)






install :

letakan "correrRapido.cs" ke Cleo-folder


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cara :

sebelumnya badan cj harus jadi kurus (bisa memakai crazy trainer 113+)

dan cobalah berlari saat kurus

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Download Video
                Corre Rapido

1 Hit sword

Liat hasilnya :

jika mau mendownload video




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Dan untuk download 1 hit sword

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Horrible Bosses Movie Character Posters

Horrible Bosses

Release: July 8, 2011
Director: Seth Gordon
Writer: Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
Cast: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland, Julie Bowen, Jamie Foxx
 

Jennifer Aniston: Horrible Bosses Trailer